The “Not in The Slightest Bit Legal” Disclaimers

- This blog is M rated, often politically incorrect, contains occasional nudity, frequent use of language that may offend and if you wish to unsubscribe, too bad, there’s no such facility (unless you send $10,000 worth of unmarked bills to my Nigerian bank account – then I’d be happy to oblige).
- Where available, the source of the story is referenced. Where the source is unavailable, I am happy to take the credit (or if you know the source, let me know and I’ll begrudgingly update the reference).
- If you’d like to read my Privacy Statement, there isn’t one, it’s private (just ask my family and friends who are finding nothing is sacred, so think yourself lucky unless you happen to be one of my family or friends!).
- No lemmings were harmed in the making of this blog. OK, maybe 1, when I did some colour testing. He didn’t die. He’s just, well, bright orange.


